1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly.
Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.
2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootle
the horn trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles
your passage, tootle him with vigour and express by word of
mouth, warning Hi, Hi.
3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take
fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust
box at him. Go soothingly by.
4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in
roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.
5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the
skid demon. Press the brake foot as you roll around the
corners, and save the collapse and tie up.
notta tänhän laithan sähkhötarthin kunthon ja hajoonnet osaat uushin, kiinni laithan ja tulille lyön, huomhen aamun kera Athoksen & Siskojen lähremä hankhimahan rapulaa Kasnäsiin...
t: Mr. + S&S polkukötistin
p.s kai sinne viä lauantai iltapäivällä voi/uskaltaa tulla?, vai tuleeko julkinen häpeä, paljutusta ja tervaa&höyheniä??